But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
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