Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
It's no shave November. This is our time.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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