you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
How much morphine is too much? Keep in mind that I'm going to my graduation dinner with my parents.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
