when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
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I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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