Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
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I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
.......
I'm just looking out for you.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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