was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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