We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
i came on her dog
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Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
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Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I had to cum in my sink.
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