I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
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so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
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