ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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