I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
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Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
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I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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