Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
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