my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
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I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
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arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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