Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
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