**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
If Rob Pattinson gets another fucking MTV award, I'm going to vomit.
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i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
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