I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
One minute we were playing beer pong, and the next minute I was sprinting to my apartment with a watermelon. wtf happened in between?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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