he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
I want a musical about memes.
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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