I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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