Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
we're so committed to being not committed
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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