Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Randomize
