question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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