I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
