he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
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i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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