I think my vagina is haunted
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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