Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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