I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
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She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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