So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
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Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
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Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
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