can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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