I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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