Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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