so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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