just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
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Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
we'll hang out once this whole, "your friends are robbers and drug addicts" thing blows over with my parents.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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