there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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