ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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