it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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