when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
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I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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