the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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