is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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