This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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