We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
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You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
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sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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