You're my little dorito
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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