Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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