Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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