she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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