good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
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