did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Randomize
