I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
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