I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
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So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
*6am blends another margarita* *615am blends straight tequila*
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
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