Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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