there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
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I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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