What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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