Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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