how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
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Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
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My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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