I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
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