they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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